On the eve of the Jersey Shore fam’s El Paso commute (on yarn of tacos, man!), “some informations” about the speech (yes, that speech) threatened to ruin the outing’s factual vibes. [insert dramatic sound effects here]
Right here is how the Family Ride drama began: Angelina updated the girls on the death of her marriage and her rendezvous in Mexico with Luis (total with bondage and bedazzled butt journey). She neatly-known that “the submitting has took put” and asked everybody to “lower ties” with Chris.
“He’s actually going around and talking sh*t about me to everybody. I do no longer know what is gonna come out of Chris’ mouth, so I pray the roommates are gonna private my assist,” she acknowledged.
To extra gas the drama, Angelina’s previous came assist to haunt her when Dilapidated Bridge hit up Mike, announcing “he’s had an affair with Angelina for approximately two years.” [21:20] Then Chris called Mike (who recorded the convo devour any honest Investigator would), relaying that Angelina used to be the one who at the delivery leaked the marriage ceremony speech to the press. A “shooketh” Scenario immediately rotated and texted the squad.
“Now now we private stumbled on out that that complete time when she used to be taking half in the victim and announcing, ‘You destroyed my marriage ceremony,’ neatly, no, no, no… no one destroyed your marriage ceremony. You and not utilizing a doubt destroyed your dangle marriage ceremony. She wasn’t being honest the total time,” he acknowledged.
Pointless to screech, Deena, Jenni and Nicole were livid. Finally, Angelina swore “on her cats and canines and all the pieces in between” that she wasn’t accountable for the leak.
Cue Jenni: “That complete twelve months took ten years off my life. If she would possibly perhaps presumably perhaps private trusty been factual… we are in a position to also private moved on. Correct be honest. She’ll never admit it, despite the incontrovertible truth that.”
And Deena: “At this point, I trusty wish she would admit that she equipped the speech. It will most likely presumably perhaps be good to acquire the truth. But enact I like she’s gonna repeat us the truth? No.”
Meanwhile, Angelina got a nose job and learned she would possibly perhaps presumably perhaps private excessive blood stress (hmm, wonder why?).
“Chris is actually making an are trying to sabotage me. The roommates are believing all the pieces Chris says. Why would you f*cking other folks imagine my husband over me? He’s making an are trying to f*cking ruin my complete life. And you realize what? Disgrace on Mike. You bought alive to with my f*cking industrial, and now sh*t hit the fan. It’s trusty very hurtful.”
The tea has been spilled. The dirty laundry has aired. Who’s facet are you on — Angelina’s or the the rest of the fam’s? Did Ang lie about leaking the marriage ceremony speech? Narrate us your thoughts, then be conscious all of it poke down subsequent Thursday at 8/7c.